Anyone who'd like to sample some more of Wendy Cope's whimsical reflections on love, including this one, can click here:http://tinyurl.com/yglz463
Thank you for letting me know the source of that! I found it unattributed on Google and loved it. Now there's more! Thank you!!
Going to the URL cited, I realized, to my horror, that this was copyrighted stuff. Out of appreciation for the work of Ms. Cope, I've revised the wallpaper and do so with all apology.